Internet kissing machine invented

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Hands up if you have ever cyber’ed with someone online? If you don’t know what the means then time for some quick education.

According to Wikipedia, it means:

Cybersex, also called computer sex, Internet sex, netsex, mudsex, TinySex and, colloquially, cybering, is a virtual sex encounter in which two or more persons connected remotely via computer network send each other sexually explicit messages describing a sexual experience. It is a form of sexual roleplay in which the participants pretend they are having actual sex. In one form, this fantasy sex is accomplished by the participants describing their actions and responding to their chat partners in a mostly written form designed to stimulate their own sexual feelings and fantasies.

‘Mudsex?’ really? thats a new one on us.

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They say true romance is dead

For those of you who have a lover, or online virtual playmate in a foreign country there is a new device which might just hit the spot (ed: eh?). Researchers in Japan have been hard at work developing an internet enabled ‘kissing simulator’ that will allow two people to reach out and feel stimulated.

Researcher Nobuhiro Takahashi of the Kajimoto Laboratory at the University of Electro Communications in Tokyo said “This device is for communications within the mouth, In other words, the goal is to obtain the feeling of kissing.”

The laboratory claim “We propose a novel remote communication device for close relationships like lovers,” the project description explains.

“We focus on kisses, since kisses are haptic communications on the mouths that can express deep emotion. We considered that if we mutually present the haptic sensation to each mouth, we can convey the expression of emotion, deepen their relationship.”

Looks like a firm straw for a soft drink to us, but rest assured ‘experts’ are hard at work on this. Even the guy demonstrating it can’t help but laugh. We dread to think of alternative uses for this as the project develops.

“If you take one device in your mouth and turn it with your tongue, the other device turns in the same way. If you turn it back the other way, then your partner’s turns back the same way.” I hate to sound like a expert on the matter, but is that really true to a real kiss?

KitGuru says: At least there are benefits, you won’t have to taste garlic on your partners tongue.

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  • Raymond

    lol thats funny. I can imagine it selling well.

    Maybe sony will buy it over and give it to their customers, so they can kiss them all.

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  • EVOXSNES

    Well Ray if they do. ill buy one so when Sony kisses me, they’ll kiss my ass

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