Another slogan contest huh? I suck at these but this would go a long way towards helping with my wife's upgrade.
Funny
Our HyperX memory is like yo' momma. Fast, easy and cheap!
For those of you wondering I don't mean cheap in terms of quality. My favorite online retailer has them for $90!
Silly
When is the last time you saw something this blu that didn't require the Heimlich maneuver?
Serious
Kingston HyperX. HyperX-citement.
Daft
Uh, I have no idea what the difference is between daft and silly. You crazy Brits and your lingo.