The world’s most advanced ‘social networking’ toaster

Have you ever wanted a high tech toaster? One that can handle social networking and connect via your phone? Then the new 12 inch toaster from Toaster.io will certainly catch your eye.

The only kicker is the £99.99 asking price.

So why so high a price?

CrumbCatch™

advanced crumb-catching technology – catch the crumbs before they explode. Finest of fragments detected!

Toastinguish™

dispel the toast-fire worries with toaster.io's patented extinguisher that puts an end to flaming toast.

ToastReport™

comprehensive toast reports are automatically sent to HSE offices after every toast – reporting toasting, crumb collection, fatalities and fires.

You can find out more about this state of the art toaster over here.

(hint : it is an early April's fools joke – click the store link to enter your details, if you think making it is a good idea!). A heck of a nice job from the design team, we think.

Kitguru says: Happy Easter to all our readers!

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